Welcome to the beginning of
the end of Modern Conservatism! For more
than 20 years, the decent people of
America have stood idly by while
conservatives transformed the term "liberal"
from a title of honor to a dirty word.
Why would conservatives do this? Simple.
Conservatives, who can't win a straight
fight over ideology or policy, decided to
fight a war using terrorist tactics. They
use tired rhetoric and mean-spirited
attacks to discredit liberalism. And we
liberals let them get away with it. Well,
kids, that is about to end.
The Angry Liberal is
establishing a beachhead on the World
Wide Web for a full frontal assault on
Modern Conservatism. I will use all
available tactics , from carefully
researched statistical analysis to in-your-face
rhetorical attacks, to win this war.
Unlike my counterparts, however, I will
post nothing that I know to be untrue*.
If I have an inaccurate statistic or
other mistake in my writings, let me know.
I'll correct it. Try this with Rush
Limbaugh sometime. . .
So settle in and enjoy the
fight. America is about to find out that
conservatives are exactly as they appear:
Greedy, self-centered, uncaring bastards
who will never get into Heaven!
*Does not apply to satire. I
reserve the right to make up anything I
darn well please when writing satirical
fiction.
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